Dani: we havent put anything on our blog in a long time. wtf
Jena: you stopped being funny
Dani: fuck off!
Jena: lol
Dani: theres a bunch w me & tija. i think ur the not funny one
Jena: hahahahahaha now THAT is funny
sh*t my cousins say
My cousins and I say some pretty off the wall sh*t. We're all ridiculously funny and if you've ever hung out with all of us, you know this is true. We hope you find the sh*t we say as funny as we do. We're way funnier than anybody's Dad...
Friday, February 3, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
Dani: Hey smart cousin
Jena: you must have IM'd the wrong person
Dani: Some1 just said to me "um, interest seems relative!" To me that doesn't make sense! Between u & me, ur the smart 1
Jena: interest seems relative.... to me that means that people will have a different level of interest depending on the person. but thats a stupid sentence cuase obviously interest is relative
Dani: Hahahahaha
Jena: you have more interest in britney than the guy in the cubicle next to me. cause interest is relative..
Dani: Hahahahahahahahahaha. Brit is so fucking hott. See. Ur the smart 1
Jena: yeah I guess you're right :) genius!
Jena: you must have IM'd the wrong person
Dani: Some1 just said to me "um, interest seems relative!" To me that doesn't make sense! Between u & me, ur the smart 1
Jena: interest seems relative.... to me that means that people will have a different level of interest depending on the person. but thats a stupid sentence cuase obviously interest is relative
Dani: Hahahahaha
Jena: you have more interest in britney than the guy in the cubicle next to me. cause interest is relative..
Dani: Hahahahahahahahahaha. Brit is so fucking hott. See. Ur the smart 1
Jena: yeah I guess you're right :) genius!
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Dani: someone at work just emailed me: May I add that you are most eloquent....
Jena: eloquent does NOT describe you.. but it is a compliment
Dani: lol why not?!
Jena: well actually I guess it kinda does now that i looked up the definition.. but I always thought of eloquent as like.. polite and very proper
Dani: vibrantly expressive
Jena: but aparently its forceful and fluent or expressive or revealing which works
Dani: i think you were thinking eloquent. wait. no. hahahaha. elogent. how the fuck do you spell that?!
Jena: hahaha.. elogent isnt a word
Dani: i cant breath im laughing so hard
Jena: elegant? is that what you're trying to say? I think thats what I was thinking too
Dani: yes. and i am too elegant. you whore
Jena: hahaha. yes.. words of an elegant person "you whore"
Dani: LOL! ya know that saying.. lady in teh streets freak in the sheets... well i'm a lady at work and when nevessary and a crazy ass bitch the rest of the time
Jena: hahaha. perfect description of you. lol
Dani: basically i'm the perfect combo. and i just described you too btw
Jena: thats true
Jena: eloquent does NOT describe you.. but it is a compliment
Dani: lol why not?!
Jena: well actually I guess it kinda does now that i looked up the definition.. but I always thought of eloquent as like.. polite and very proper
Dani: vibrantly expressive
Jena: but aparently its forceful and fluent or expressive or revealing which works
Dani: i think you were thinking eloquent. wait. no. hahahaha. elogent. how the fuck do you spell that?!
Jena: hahaha.. elogent isnt a word
Dani: i cant breath im laughing so hard
Jena: elegant? is that what you're trying to say? I think thats what I was thinking too
Dani: yes. and i am too elegant. you whore
Jena: hahaha. yes.. words of an elegant person "you whore"
Dani: LOL! ya know that saying.. lady in teh streets freak in the sheets... well i'm a lady at work and when nevessary and a crazy ass bitch the rest of the time
Jena: hahaha. perfect description of you. lol
Dani: basically i'm the perfect combo. and i just described you too btw
Jena: thats true
Monday, January 23, 2012
Jena: what's crackin beav
Dani: Nada mucho! How YOU doin'?!
Jena: dude.. I had an nsync backstreet stupid moment in the shower today. I thoguht of you and madison
Dani: Hahahahahaha what happened?
Jena: david was in the bathroom while I was showering and he started singing the WRONG lyrics, but the right beat to I want it that way to me. so I said.. oh hey there JT. then I was like OMGGGG NOOOOOO. its the backstreet boys. Madi and Danielle would be SO ashamed of me right now. lol. and he just looked at me like... who the hell cares if you said nsync
Dani: Hahahahahahahahaha I fucking love u! A good cousin knows when she makes that fatal of an error. Admitting is the 1st step!
Jena: lol yes.. I am at step 1 right now. but still it was a bad error. SPECIALLY considering I was JUST singing it like 3 months ago at their concert. hellooooo. and specially cause I should KNOW that's the backstreet boys. in my defense I had just woken up...
Dani: Not sure that's a good enuf excuse ;)
Jena: its definitely not but its all I have
Dani: Nada mucho! How YOU doin'?!
Jena: dude.. I had an nsync backstreet stupid moment in the shower today. I thoguht of you and madison
Dani: Hahahahahaha what happened?
Jena: david was in the bathroom while I was showering and he started singing the WRONG lyrics, but the right beat to I want it that way to me. so I said.. oh hey there JT. then I was like OMGGGG NOOOOOO. its the backstreet boys. Madi and Danielle would be SO ashamed of me right now. lol. and he just looked at me like... who the hell cares if you said nsync
Dani: Hahahahahahahahaha I fucking love u! A good cousin knows when she makes that fatal of an error. Admitting is the 1st step!
Jena: lol yes.. I am at step 1 right now. but still it was a bad error. SPECIALLY considering I was JUST singing it like 3 months ago at their concert. hellooooo. and specially cause I should KNOW that's the backstreet boys. in my defense I had just woken up...
Dani: Not sure that's a good enuf excuse ;)
Jena: its definitely not but its all I have
Friday, July 29, 2011
While in the middle of having a text convo about cousin photos...
"OMFG! SOMEONE IS BLASTING I WANT IT THAT WAY OUT OF THEIR CAR!....MY HERO"
"OMFG! SOMEONE IS BLASTING I WANT IT THAT WAY OUT OF THEIR CAR!....MY HERO"
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