My cousins and I say some pretty off the wall sh*t. We're all ridiculously funny and if you've ever hung out with all of us, you know this is true. We hope you find the sh*t we say as funny as we do. We're way funnier than anybody's Dad...

Monday, November 29, 2010

"You can take this empty glass. I don't want to look like a lush. I mean, I am a lush but I don't want to look like one."
i just mailed off another grant application :)


i'm banging these bitches out

(show Jena what Tija said)

she's so gangster

Friday, November 19, 2010

Danielle: "Do you ever put your hair up in one of those knots (messy buns) after you shower and then take it down to actually do it later?"

Jena: "Yes, everyday."

Danielle: "Well, I just realized mine is still up like that."

It is now 4:25 pm on a workday where Danielle is.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

dude I hate periods
SO unfair
honestly.. if boys can pee standing up then they should have gotten periods
or keep us with periods but let us pee standing up
its 1 or the other people.. not both
PLUS boys metabolisms are MUCH faster and nobody effing cares if boys are fat.. but girls have slower metabolisms AND have to have kids and get fat
yet boys dont like fat girls
WTF is up with that
there were some serious glitches in this whole, lets make humans thing
and HOW is it not 5 yet

OMG! I LOVE YOU! You're a freaaaaaaaaaaaak!

I'm serious
seriousss glitches
and the word serious doesn't look very serious.. s's and i's are not serious looking letters
I need wine