My cousins and I say some pretty off the wall sh*t. We're all ridiculously funny and if you've ever hung out with all of us, you know this is true. We hope you find the sh*t we say as funny as we do. We're way funnier than anybody's Dad...







Friday, February 3, 2012

Dani: we havent put anything on our blog in a long time. wtf

Jena: you stopped being funny

Dani: fuck off!

Jena: lol

Dani: theres a bunch w me & tija. i think ur the not funny one

Jena: hahahahahaha now THAT is funny

Friday, January 27, 2012

Dani: Hey smart cousin

Jena: you must have IM'd the wrong person

Dani: Some1 just said to me "um, interest seems relative!" To me that doesn't make sense! Between u & me, ur the smart 1

Jena: interest seems relative.... to me that means that people will have a different level of interest depending on the person. but thats a stupid sentence cuase obviously interest is relative

Dani: Hahahahaha

Jena: you have more interest in britney than the guy in the cubicle next to me. cause interest is relative..

Dani: Hahahahahahahahahaha. Brit is so fucking hott. See. Ur the smart 1

Jena: yeah I guess you're right :) genius!

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Dani: someone at work just emailed me: May I add that you are most eloquent....

Jena: eloquent does NOT describe you.. but it is a compliment

Dani: lol why not?!

Jena: well actually I guess it kinda does now that i looked up the definition.. but I always thought of eloquent as like.. polite and very proper

Dani: vibrantly expressive

Jena: but aparently its forceful and fluent or expressive or revealing which works

Dani: i think you were thinking eloquent. wait. no. hahahaha. elogent. how the fuck do you spell that?!

Jena: hahaha.. elogent isnt a word

Dani: i cant breath im laughing so hard

Jena: elegant? is that what you're trying to say? I think thats what I was thinking too

Dani: yes. and i am too elegant. you whore

Jena: hahaha. yes.. words of an elegant person "you whore"

Dani: LOL! ya know that saying.. lady in teh streets freak in the sheets... well i'm a lady at work and when nevessary and a crazy ass bitch the rest of the time

Jena: hahaha. perfect description of you. lol

Dani: basically i'm the perfect combo. and i just described you too btw

Jena: thats true
Danielle: i have a crush. it's weird.

Jena: boy or girl

Danielle: LOL! boy

Jena: boring
Jena: I wish my hair grew that fast. slow as a sloth

Danielle: sloths are slow?! those are the guys from ice age. right? lol

Jena: sloths are super slow aren't they

Danielle: i dunno? look fast in the cartoonh

Jena: hahahaha. well I'm sure anythinggg would be fast when faced with a saber tooth tiger

Monday, January 23, 2012

Jena: what's crackin beav

Dani: Nada mucho! How YOU doin'?!

Jena: dude.. I had an nsync backstreet stupid moment in the shower today. I thoguht of you and madison

Dani: Hahahahahaha what happened?

Jena: david was in the bathroom while I was showering and he started singing the WRONG lyrics, but the right beat to I want it that way to me. so I said.. oh hey there JT. then I was like OMGGGG NOOOOOO. its the backstreet boys. Madi and Danielle would be SO ashamed of me right now. lol. and he just looked at me like... who the hell cares if you said nsync

Dani: Hahahahahahahahaha I fucking love u! A good cousin knows when she makes that fatal of an error. Admitting is the 1st step!

Jena: lol yes.. I am at step 1 right now. but still it was a bad error. SPECIALLY considering I was JUST singing it like 3 months ago at their concert. hellooooo. and specially cause I should KNOW that's the backstreet boys. in my defense I had just woken up...

Dani: Not sure that's a good enuf excuse ;)

Jena: its definitely not but its all I have

Friday, July 29, 2011

While in the middle of having a text convo about cousin photos...

"OMFG! SOMEONE IS BLASTING I WANT IT THAT WAY OUT OF THEIR CAR!....MY HERO"