My cousins and I say some pretty off the wall sh*t. We're all ridiculously funny and if you've ever hung out with all of us, you know this is true. We hope you find the sh*t we say as funny as we do. We're way funnier than anybody's Dad...







Friday, July 29, 2011

While in the middle of having a text convo about cousin photos...

"OMFG! SOMEONE IS BLASTING I WANT IT THAT WAY OUT OF THEIR CAR!....MY HERO"

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Dani: When unpacking the kids were all what r those?! Movies. Um no they aren't!
Dani: This is how our parents must feel about 8 tracks
Tija: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tija: it's like 8 tracks!
Tija: OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tija: good minds!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Dani: M Obama is gonna do extreme makeover home edition- fresh!
Tija: i met her
Tija: just sayin
Tija: :)
Dani: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dani: Fierce makeup & all
Tija: it's so true though
Tija: she's fierce
Tija: no way around it
Dani: I don't like her hubby but I love her!!
Tija: i like them both. and their kids are precious.
Tija: i saw them but i didnt meet them.
Dani: Awww!
Dani: He seems like good peeps, just not sure I like his pres skills. Tho none are ever really that gr8. Granted if our every move was tracked wed look bad too. Haha
Tija: lol yes it's true
Tija: i mean, look at jessica simpson ;)

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Beavis: the best weekend ever... (Jena visiting Colorado) so true. well, till vegas
Butthead: ohhh vegas.. that will be the death of me
Beavis: BAWAHAHAHAHHA! The Hangover Shmangover. They got nuthin' on us!
Butthead: lol.. I just don't wanna be the asshole on the roof

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Danielle: I've been sneezing almost nonstop for 5 minutes.. I might scream!

Jena: Allergies?

Danielle: Yup. To work.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Jena: sign I'm on facebook too much.. I just tried to "like" your email back to me

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Jena:  I'd blog but I have nothing to say... it'd be all about frisbees on the roof and groupon since being frisbeetarian and groupon rule my life
Danielle (talking about Elisa's affinity for crayons):  ...so today i sucked on a crayon to see if it's secretly flavored. it is not...

Friday, January 21, 2011

Jena:
since when do we talk about books?


Danielle:
WHAT?!


Jena:
you said I should read something
and I'm just curious when we started to talk about smart things like books
Danielle: fyi. you need to read stay awake like marlin


Danielle:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"39 mins. must. stay. awaaaaaaaaake."
like marlin in nemo


Jena:
hahahaha


Danielle:
LOL!

Jena:
ohhh, need to read it as if it was marlin
good to know we still do not talk abotu smart things like books
scared me for a second there
"LAME times 203409284920809" - Jena

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Me: Sometimes stupid people piss me off

Danielle: What did I do this time?