Danielle:
i'm watching an old sheryl crow video. they tried to make her look so overdone.
it's baaaaaaad
bad skanky outfits
red lipstick
so un-sheryl-like

Jena:
so us in vegas

Talking about cleaning & throwing stuff away...

Jena:
lol yeah.. I have SO much to throw away and its like hair.. you can keep shaving but there's always going to be hair there

Jena on the infamous chew twice & swallow:
if you want to kiss josh hartnett you must be willing to swallow your own vomit

Tija:
we could write a 1000-reasons-to-quit-your-job-but-still-never-do-it book

Danielle talking about Kesha:

Danielle: she has a gold tooth.. with all that money get a white crown. sheesh

Me: she probably wanted it and asked specifically for gold

Danielle: she needs a mirror... she's white.. and not a rapper

Danielle talking about a boy we all know (that will remain nameless) and how he is with girls.

"He goes all Romeo on women even though they won't go Juliet on him"

Talking about how a crime boss/drug lord in Rio had a mural of justin beiber in his house...

Jena:
hahaha
that kid is white and 12 and he dresses like usher
its weird

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Talking a few days later about how funny that was....

Jena:
that little dude.. whats his name


Danielle:
justin beiber


Jena:
yeah.. that little turd