My cousins and I say some pretty off the wall sh*t. We're all ridiculously funny and if you've ever hung out with all of us, you know this is true. We hope you find the sh*t we say as funny as we do. We're way funnier than anybody's Dad...

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

i'm watching an old sheryl crow video. they tried to make her look so overdone.
it's baaaaaaad
bad skanky outfits
red lipstick
so un-sheryl-like

so us in vegas

Monday, December 27, 2010

Talking about cleaning & throwing stuff away...

lol yeah.. I have SO much to throw away and its like hair.. you can keep shaving but there's always going to be hair there

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Jena on the infamous chew twice & swallow:
if you want to kiss josh hartnett you must be willing to swallow your own vomit
we could write a 1000-reasons-to-quit-your-job-but-still-never-do-it book
Danielle talking about Kesha:

Danielle: she has a gold tooth.. with all that money get a white crown. sheesh
Me: she probably wanted it and asked specifically for gold
Danielle: she needs a mirror... she's white.. and not a rapper

Monday, December 6, 2010

Danielle talking about a boy we all know (that will remain nameless) and how he is with girls.

"He goes all Romeo on women even though they won't go Juliet on him"
Talking about how a crime boss/drug lord in Rio had a mural of justin beiber in his house...

that kid is white and 12 and he dresses like usher
its weird


Talking a few days later about how funny that was....

that little dude.. whats his name

justin beiber

yeah.. that little turd